A long time ago, on my old site, I used to have a section called ‘Ask Monkey’, where people would fill in a web form and ask me questions about everything from sea-monsters to peanut butter, but a while ago the form stopped working and I couldn’t fix it, and so there were no more questions for me and my monkey-chums to research and report back to people with.

Well, Ask Monkey is back! and we have a new working form and everything! So, if you want to know if an Aardvark can sit in an armchair, or discover the aerodynamic properties of the average geography textbook, my team of monkeys and I will get researching, experimenting and otherwise getting to the bottom of all the things that make you go ‘hmmmmm?’.

You can Ask Monkey using this simple and quick to fill out web form, so drop me and my monkey-chums a line, and we’ll get our brains working on the matter as soon as we can.

Now that the first few questions have been sent, Monkey Answers! is online.