Hello Monkey chums!

Me and Giantmonk, enjoying a drink at the Waterwitch pub in Lancaster

Today, as any Irishman would tell you, is St. Patrick’s day. Now, I don’t have a drop of Irish blood in my little body, but like the millions of other people that find the day o’the shamrock an excuse to go out and enjoy a pint of the black stuff, I’m not going to let that stop me.

I have started to keep a notebook of all the occasions and details of every pint of Guinness that I drink. To record the location, company and mood of each time I enjoy a stout drink. I think I’ll call it the Guinness Book of Records.

That was smashing

Rating: fantastic.

Hewwo. I am Giantmonk.  I am the biggest monkey on world of monkey.  As Monkey is in Neasden on a diplomatic mission, I thought I should make my own video to introduce myself.

Monkey’s small chum Munkeh is always hungry. Availability of food and the scale of happiness of this little monkey chum are closely correlated.

Munkeh is always hungry