Monkey answers the most recent round of questions received on Ask Monkey. If you have your own question that you’d like to seek answers on, pop over to this page where you can request answers to your queries from all subjects from dragonfly lie expectancy to glass blowing.
A Model Monkey
Patience Ann asks:
This one is [...]

Monkey has been busy answering the first few questions to the all-new and refurbished Ask Monkey service. Here he gives answers to some pressing questions:
Sociable Monk
Patience Ann asks:
Actually, Mister Gorilla has a question. He wants to know if you would like to hang out sometime. He says to give him a ring on [...]

A long time ago, on my old site, I used to have a section called ‘Ask Monkey’, where people would fill in a web form and ask me questions about everything from sea-monsters to peanut butter, but a while ago the form stopped working and I couldn’t fix it, and so there were no more [...]