Friends of Monkey
A Gorilla with attitude (a very pleasant attitude)
Name: Mister G
Location: On a purely need-to-know basis
Human friends: Patience-Ann and Owen
Bio: Ummm. Hey there Monkey, hey Mimi.
So, first of all I want you to know that there is no such thing as the Gorilla Mafia.
My business is in importing bananas. The LEGIT banana trade. That’s all. Gottit? Good.
People don’t need to know where I’m from. I’m from all over. Patience found me at a, uhhh… low point in my life, I had to run away with the circus a couple decades ago, there were, uh, some guys and a thing and this lady lemur… well, um… yeah. Patience took me in and I’ve stuck with that crazy kid ever since. Owen’s good people too. He understands apes. HE GETS US, dude. I’m glad she found him.
Look, I like you, Monkey. I like you lots. If you ever need anything, ANYTHING, gimme a call. You have the bananaphone line, I know, and I know people. I know people. Anything, ok? I like you, Monkey….
My Monkey asks could he please be a friend of Monkey and Giantmonk? He’d like some monkey pals, as he’s only got bears (the Nevs) for company at the moment.
Hi agirlinwinter. I’d love a new Monkey chum! I have sent you and email for some details and a picture!
ook!
My name is Delbert. I’m from space, but I’ve been living on earth for several years now. I just found your website and I decided to get in touch.
I’m also a fan of the Flaming Lips (well, my girl listens to them all the time, so I don’t have much choice really. But I like them ‘cos they used to let furry animals dance on stage with them and one of them was a monkey).
I’m an actor too! My girl’s human male counterpart halps me make films and composes music for them too. You can see them all here: http://www.tinyurl.com/ookpix
There’s some photos of me and some of my monkey pals on my album here:
https://picasaweb.google.com/alexrvald/MonkeysOnHoliday
(My girl has rescued many, many homeless monkeys like me, but I’m the only one from space.)
Do you have a twitter account? Mine is @de1bert (that’s with a number 1 instead of an L,’cos I’m from space).
ook! I like you!
luv
Delbert