Sometimes you just want to…
… sit around in your pants all day watching football on TV
It is that time that comes around only once every four years.
It is the World Cup!
We are 26 games in, half way through the group stages, so I thought I’d fill you all in with my insight and punditry on this most special of sporting events.
Firstly, beer is nice.
It makes even the England games bearable. [...]
Of all the jobs that I quite fancied doing when I was younger (before becoming an international Monkey of mystery, of course), pounding the mean streets as a police cop was not top of the list. Giantmonk quite fancied the idea, but that was more because of the promise of doughnuts.
The other [...]
Rule one of living with monkeys is if they apear to be organising or planning something it’s probably best not to ask.
Hello Monkey chums!
Today, as any Irishman would tell you, is St. Patrick’s day. Now, I don’t have a drop of Irish blood in my little body, but like the millions of other people that find the day o’the shamrock an excuse to go out and enjoy a pint of the black stuff, I’m not [...]