Rule one of living with monkeys is if they apear to be organising or planning something it’s probably best not to ask.

Monkey and chums plan something

Hello Monkey chums!

Me and Giantmonk, enjoying a drink at the Waterwitch pub in Lancaster

Today, as any Irishman would tell you, is St. Patrick’s day. Now, I don’t have a drop of Irish blood in my little body, but like the millions of other people that find the day o’the shamrock an excuse to go out and enjoy a pint of the black stuff, I’m not going to let that stop me.

I have started to keep a notebook of all the occasions and details of every pint of Guinness that I drink. To record the location, company and mood of each time I enjoy a stout drink. I think I’ll call it the Guinness Book of Records.

That was smashing

Rating: fantastic.